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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and whatsits in no time.

...

Do not enter any construction zones. They will be clearly labled and closed off. Do not enter, do not alter, do not touch. I don't want to clean up blood and guts from my work space, alright?

So. Right. Anyway. Uhm, glad to be aboard.

Comments

[drunkwithdoubt.livejournal.com]

Meth? That's an er... interesting name.

[rdmcatpaw.livejournal.com]

Welcome!

Is construction zones where you build things?

[thenotmagician]

Sounds great.

[yousoundblue.livejournal.com]

Hello, Meth! I'm Lika.

[Lika loev people. Even crewmembers.]

[canttrustliars.livejournal.com]

Now would it be loose boards and falling objects we'd be looking out for if we trespassed, or you?

[does-everything.livejournal.com]

Is it like a prereq' to be morbid to be a crew member or something?

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Your name's ...Meth.

[Sneeeeeerk.]

[autodiagnose.livejournal.com]

Should you have any ^accidents please alert me.

[ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com]

And what sort of changes can we expect?

[morequartersplz.livejournal.com]

...can I call you "Crystal?"

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

Y'made a good decision there.

Welcome aboard.