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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and whatsits in no time.

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Do not enter any construction zones. They will be clearly labled and closed off. Do not enter, do not alter, do not touch. I don't want to clean up blood and guts from my work space, alright?

So. Right. Anyway. Uhm, glad to be aboard.

Comments

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Merely impressing the serious nature of the situation upon you all.

[does-everything.livejournal.com]

Well, all right. Gotcha, don't get in your space.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

That's it. Good that you understand.