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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and whatsits in no time.

...

Do not enter any construction zones. They will be clearly labled and closed off. Do not enter, do not alter, do not touch. I don't want to clean up blood and guts from my work space, alright?

So. Right. Anyway. Uhm, glad to be aboard.

Comments

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Your name's ...Meth.

[Sneeeeeerk.]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

...

[Is he slow or something?]

Yeah, it's Aspurran. I'm not named after some foreign drug.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Awww.

I was gonna' ask if I could call you "Crystal" and everything.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Sure, if I can call you "Dumbass."

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Joke's on you - everyone calls me that.


...Crystal.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[Somebody sounds like damned cold. Meth is attempting to rein in her temper.]

I'm sorry, do they not have sarcasm on your primitive world?

Call me Meth, or Crewmember Meth and I might leave your room as it is.

[As opposed to a booby-trapped nightmare.]

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the big deal is, here.

[That was a stupid pun but he said it anyways.]

I'm only trying to be friendly.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

...right.

Your name is...?

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Stein.

[Bond.]

Chase Stein.

[James Bond.]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[Is he trying to be cool saying his name like that? Meth snorts.]

I'll remember that.

[Good job Chase, you're on Meth's radar.]