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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and whatsits in no time.

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Do not enter any construction zones. They will be clearly labled and closed off. Do not enter, do not alter, do not touch. I don't want to clean up blood and guts from my work space, alright?

So. Right. Anyway. Uhm, glad to be aboard.

Comments

[drunkwithdoubt.livejournal.com]

Meth? That's an er... interesting name.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

It's Aspurran. Not uncommon.

[Sorry, the drug meth doesn't exist in Aspurra, or any Askoupurian province. AT least, not by that name.]

[drunkwithdoubt.livejournal.com]

Oh! In my world, it's a drug...

[Well, how was he to know that?]

[rdmcatpaw.livejournal.com]

Welcome!

Is construction zones where you build things?

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Thanks, and yes, they are. They won't be hard to miss. White-tented areas circled with red tape. Giant signs that say "Do not enter."

[thenotmagician]

Sounds great.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[Thank you Captain Obvious.]

...that's because it is.

[yousoundblue.livejournal.com]

Hello, Meth! I'm Lika.

[Lika loev people. Even crewmembers.]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[How surprisingly enthusiastic. Meth tries to sound friendly.]

Good to meet you Lika.

[canttrustliars.livejournal.com]

Now would it be loose boards and falling objects we'd be looking out for if we trespassed, or you?

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[Meth seems amused by this question.]

Yeah, loose boards and falling objects, among other things.

It's for the safety of passengers. Don't tell me they let you run around construction sites where you're from, hm?

[does-everything.livejournal.com]

Is it like a prereq' to be morbid to be a crew member or something?

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Merely impressing the serious nature of the situation upon you all.

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sir, I'm glad to be here.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Your name's ...Meth.

[Sneeeeeerk.]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

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[Is he slow or something?]

Yeah, it's Aspurran. I'm not named after some foreign drug.

[autodiagnose.livejournal.com]

Should you have any ^accidents please alert me.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Thanks.

[ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com]

And what sort of changes can we expect?

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Too soon to say. The upper decks don't need as much as the lower.

[morequartersplz.livejournal.com]

...can I call you "Crystal?"

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Did I say my name was Crystal?

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

Y'made a good decision there.

Welcome aboard.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

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...you?