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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and whatsits in no time.

...

Do not enter any construction zones. They will be clearly labled and closed off. Do not enter, do not alter, do not touch. I don't want to clean up blood and guts from my work space, alright?

So. Right. Anyway. Uhm, glad to be aboard.

Comments

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

...

...

...you?

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

[Meifeng grins. She loves her reputation.]

Surprised?

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[Great deities, she was on board as well?]

I hadn't heard anything...I didn't know...

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

What can I say? Cap'n's a great man.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[For the first time since she's gotten on the com, Meth sounds wholly sincere.]

The captain is a great man.

[Locked to Crew // unhackable]

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

Beats workin' on the pirate ships.

Cattle's jumpy this time 'round though.

[Locked to Crew // unhackable]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

[Wow she was talking to Meifeng.]

Jumpy how?

Re: [Locked to Crew // unhackable]

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

[Don't get used to it, talking isn't one of Meifeng's strongest traits.]

They like t'fight.

Fuck, they got me, didn't they?

[Locked to Crew // unhackable]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

They like to fight hm--wait.

They got you?

[WHAT?]

Pel's teeth, how did they manage that?

[Locked to Crew // unhackable]

[weifengyiyu.livejournal.com]

[Have an angry hiss down the comm.]

Ask the fuckin' First Mate.

[Click. Meifeng disconnected.]

[Locked to Crew // unhackable]

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

[...oh fuck, she pissed her off. That was unintentional. Shit, shit.]