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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and whatsits in no time.

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Do not enter any construction zones. They will be clearly labled and closed off. Do not enter, do not alter, do not touch. I don't want to clean up blood and guts from my work space, alright?

So. Right. Anyway. Uhm, glad to be aboard.

Comments

[thenotmagician]

Just so ya know, some of the people might not listen and wander into your little 'construction zones' anyway. Be prepared.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

They will enter and interfere at their own risk. My work zone is hardly safe for someone who doesn't know their way around a power saw or a jack hammer.

[Then again they'll have more to worry about than power tools if they interfere with her work.]

If someone is truly persistent I'll have to assume they wish to be put to work.

[thenotmagician]

Well that'd make sense.

I'm Zeke. Ezekiel Lerish. I work at Sergei's.

[metharchy.livejournal.com]

Logic and rational thinking tend to have a lot of value for a reason, Zeke.

[Meth hasn't passed by Sergei's yet, and doesn't know it's a restaurant. Wasn't he just a passenger?]

What do you do at Sergei's?

[thenotmagician]

Well cook, of course.