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Meth Rezza ([personal profile] metharchy) wrote2010-05-28 04:07 pm
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[ DRAFT 20 ] F & P

[A video stream begins, immediately showing the movement of of a slender arm pulling back and then shooting forward. There's a thudding noise from off screen, followed by a groan and the rustling of cloth. The comm that is broadcasting is smacked, giving any who watch a much better view.

The camera shows Meth Rezza, Captain Redd's Head of Renovations, wearing only an expression of fierce excitement and arousal. She is straddling the hips of an equally naked Tyler Durden and punching him in the face. Tyler appears, for all intents and purposes, to be grinning like a lunatic and enjoying the attention while he bleeds from his mouth and nose.]


Tyler: Damn girl, you're getting good at that.

Meth: [She grins and backhands him.] You mean I am good at it.

Tyler: [His head snaps to the side, leaving him staring straight at the camera.] ...hey is that recording?

Meth: [She looks over in the direction of the comm, and mutters something unintelligible under her breath. She does not look happy.] ...you hit my fucking comm.

Tyler: [He lifts a hand and waves at the camera.] We should be charging for this kinda material.

Meth: [Meth rolls her eyes and grasps Tyler's jaw tightly with her fingers, turning his head toward her as she reaches out to the communicator with the other hand.]

[The video feed cuts short.]

[identity profile] heroicasshole.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not bad. Could do without the dude though.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meth is not pleased at the invasion of privacy.]

No one asked what you thought.

[identity profile] heroicasshole.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Then don't broadcast your private shit.

[The duh is implied at the end there.]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really stupid enough to think that was intentional?

[Her tone is full of disdain.]

[identity profile] heroicasshole.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really stupid enough to think I give a fuck?

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-05-28 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Congratulations, Hancock. You are now on Meth's shit list, and managed to get there faster than any other passenger thus far.]

You're the one who felt the need to comment, not me.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Meth laughs at that.]

When I'm not busy I'll have to see if you'd care to say that to my face.

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[identity profile] swordofhope.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
...

That's... different.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Meth was surprised by the lack of judgment or approval, and immediate introduction. It wasn't unpleasant.]

My name is Meth Rezza. Head of Renovations. It's good to meet you.

[Good, despite the fact that this man had just seen her in the middle of her activities with Tyler.]

[identity profile] swordofhope.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he approves. He can approve of any beautiful woman. Be she human, or a Faery godmother.]

You are the crew for this ship?

[A new subject, while he replays those thirty seconds in his head.]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He approves, but does that mean he'd willingly take Tyler's place and enjoy it?]

I am.

[Meth is attempting to sound normal as if the last thirty seconds didn't get broadcast to half the ship.]

[identity profile] swordofhope.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[... He doesn't approve that much.]

What is it you do? Besides enjoying yourself. I am... curious. I have not met the crew yet.

[Yeah, that's probably the best way to put it.]

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[identity profile] skin-and-steel.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't you w-warn people before filming that sorta thing?

[identity profile] ilikesoap.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on pal. You loved every second.

[identity profile] skin-and-steel.livejournal.com 2010-05-29 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch, because I love nothing more than watching someone get his kicks by some chick punching him in the face.

[identity profile] ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[A low whistle. That's what you get, Meth.]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Meth turns on the video on her comm long enough to flip Remy off. She doesn't look pissed so much as exasperated.]

[identity profile] ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, c'mon now, miss Meth...

[He laughs a little bit]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Big sigh.]

Why don't you let me surprise you with a ship-wide video broadcast when you're in the middle of having sex and see how you feel about it, Remy.

[identity profile] ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
You'd like to watch that, wouldn't you, miss Meth?

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a laugh from Meth and she shakes her head, even if he can't see it.]

I'm not sure, would I?

[identity profile] ttlynotawizard.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if that's your sort of thing, then sure. I'm good at what I do.