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Meth Rezza ([personal profile] metharchy) wrote2010-01-21 02:13 am
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[ DRAFT 15 ] Chaos and Destruction

[Meth sounds beyond pissed, and full of loathing right now.]

Because some of you could not control yourselves, you're going to have to do without for a while. No library. No mini-golf course. No deck seventeen.

...

No buffet.

Those involved had better hope I don't discover just who you are and where to find you.



[OOC: You guys really did a hell of a job destroying the ship. XD Until further notice, the following locations have been blocked by Meth's chainlink fence, tarp, and DO NOT CROSS -- CAUTION yellow tape:

BUFFET. The entire thing. All passengers will find a sign directing them to Kuma-Ko for a makeshift buffet and those with special diets to speak with the bears there to have their needs met.

LIBRARY.

MINI-GOLF COURSE.

DECK 17. Any who venture down there will smell an overpowering scent of the burnt tapestries, drapery and furniture.

These locations will reopen in due time, and passengers will be informed by Meth at that time.]

[identity profile] ilikesoap.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. What the hell happened!?

[Why yes. This is Jack. He is CLUELESS.]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-01-21 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Right voice, wrong inflection. Must be the other personality.

At this point, Meth doesn't give a shit, and is still so very pissed.
]

Some of you were overzealous in your efforts to distract while the others went where they weren't supposed to.

[identity profile] ilikesoap.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He's a little stunned.]

I was asleep. How the hell did I sleep through this?!

[And a little worried.]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She snorted.]

Could be a medical problem. Maybe you should go see AMU on deck two. It could square you away.

[And scare the shit out of him quite possibly.

Meth could understand why, but it was part of the medbot's appeal, as far as she was concerned.
]

[identity profile] ilikesoap.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[The snort is a little unnerving, but he's freaked to the point of wanting to try almost anything.]

I'll think about it.

[Cautious and hesitant but trying to be polite.]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
You do that.

[Meth is not feeling very polite right now, and while she knows that Jack didn't set deck seventeen on fire, she also knows that Tyler, who is lurking behind Jack, did.

For that reason she's not inclined to speak further, and hangs up.
]