metharchy: (Metharchist)
Meth Rezza ([personal profile] metharchy) wrote2009-09-16 04:10 pm
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[ DRAFT 9 ] 4th Wall

By the way, if you're going to use the tree house and drink all the alcohol inside, you should at least bother to replace the empty bottles when you're done.

[identity profile] saveslpbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Please refrain from disfiguring the bodies beyond repair as future reference, Miss.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't disfigured anyone.

...

Yet.

Who're you?

[identity profile] saveslpbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

Andre, I'm here to see the great Captain Redd. I have already spoken to the first mate, Miss.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you talking to me of disfiguring people if you're here to see the Captain, Andre?

[Meth's not being rude, for once, but things on board are a little crazy, and she doesn't want to beat around the bush.]

[identity profile] saveslpbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I work in a morgue, Miss. I deal with disconfigured bodies and faces to restore them to normal.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting. Is that why you're here?

[identity profile] saveslpbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Partial of my reason of being here.

[identity profile] saveslpbeauty.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

The Captain is a great man.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Meth's voice is fervent as she replies.]

Oh yes, the Captain is a great man.

[identity profile] nashidesei.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY HEY
YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have a girlfriend...?

[What?]