metharchy: (Haughty)
Meth Rezza ([personal profile] metharchy) wrote2010-03-20 08:50 pm
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[ DRAFT 19 ] 4th wall day

Keep the damage to the boat to a minimum and no one will lose any body parts.

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

I have a man, hm?

[Enlighten her, half-dressed, attractive man with a voice like silk. Meth is intrigued.]

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe he will~]

What's in your hand, hm?

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
My hand...?

[She looks down at her hand, which had been holding a hammer.

But now...
]

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love!

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[GASP! Two tickets to that thing she loves?

You are quickly rising on her list of people she doesn't want to dismember, and so quickly!

Meth gives him a pleased smirk.
]

Well aren't you generous.

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I do try.

[Since it's two tickets to the thing she loves... what would you say?]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Why yes, there are two tickets to that thing she loves.]

I assume this second ticket is for the man my man could smell like?

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Only if your man doesn't smell like the man your man could smell like.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
...

And do you smell like the man my man could smell like?

[identity profile] oneperfecthit.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't gonna hurt yer boat none.

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Care to smell for yourself?

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why yes, I think I would.

[She steps closer, oh so entertained by this conversation. After leaning in, Meth breaths in deeply, taking in the scent of Old Spice.

He smells...

...like a man.

And rockets.

A billion bucks.]

Not bad.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
You'd better not.

Who are you anyway?

[identity profile] oneperfecthit.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, 'm Lucas. Kinda showed up here today with a bunch o' people looks like.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Lucas hm? Where did you pop in from?

[identity profile] oneperfecthit.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
'round Marzo. Tiny little place in th' woods.

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard of it. What's the name of your world?

[Better to start there, considering all things. Cities were a dime a million.]

[identity profile] smelllikeaman.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He just stands and lets her smell him. He is the man, after all.]

Like it?

[identity profile] oneperfecthit.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Marzo's in th' valley...? Sorry, I know I knew th' name once. I mean, not much matters t' me outside Marzo so...

[Now he feels like an idiot]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Does it matter if I do or not?

[She does of course. But Meth doesn't play into any man's hands easily.

Never.
]

[identity profile] metharchy.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, don't worry about it. Not important, just curious.

Got any friends or family here?

[identity profile] oneperfecthit.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Rems...er...ya'd probably know 'im by Remy...he's here! Heck, he'd know th' answer t' that.

[identity profile] bloodsonthehunt.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Curious head twist. Looks at her upside down.]

Screek?

[identity profile] thesecondrule.livejournal.com 2010-03-21 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So I can still mess shit up so long as it's 'minimal'?

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