[ DRAFT 24 ] Into the depths...

[Meth turns on a video feed. She looks tired and reluctant to speak, but eventually does in clear, clipped words.]

Attention, attention.

It has come to the attention of Captain Redd that there are those of you who wish to venture into the catacombs beneath Carnival. Due to rather dangerous nature of our situation and the similarly dangerous environment of the Carnival and surrounding area, he has deemed it necessary to provide a crew escort.

The following people are allowed to join if they desire, but no one should under any circumstances feel obliged to venture inside. The first group should meet with Dr. Guy Mann at the entrance of the temple on deck thirteen, and please be careful to avoid falling into a grave. We will not pull you out.

[She gives the camera a meaningful look, then sighs. Then she starts reciting names.]

Ironhide.
Kevas.
Toaster.
Gregory House.
Leonard McCoy.

[More paper rustling.]

The next group of people should meet me at the Carnival entrance on deck four:

Auron.
Kimiko Ross.
Mordecai.
Nel Zelpher.
Vincent Valentine.
Zuko.

You all have one hour to arrive, after which you either come with the group or you risk inevitable death inside. You've been warned.

[She cuts the feed short.]